Post-game question for OSU fans

Since Phil is probably still tailgating outside of Ohio Stadium following the Buckeyes' 43-7 victory over Ohio, I am posting an open question to him for when he finally gets home in a semi-sober state (the dude sucks down Jack-orades like no one I've ever seen).

What the hell is going on in this video?

OK, second question. Do they really make XXXL Archie Griffin jerseys, or is that just an old Andy Katzenmoyer uniform?